After dissecting the Western into its basic elements, the discussion covers the Hollywood view of the genre – from the days when actual cowboys and Indians had a hand in moviemaking all the way to the steampunk of The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. Sandwiching the standard Unisystem introduction notes is this chapter's look at just what makes a Western. Like I said, there're scarier things out there than zombies. "Shoot, s'no trouble 'tall, lil' trailhand! Deadlands himself?" I took the book from Rex with a smile and a handshake. "Who better to combine Westerns and zombies than Mr. "Well, I gotta hand it to Eden: They picked the right guy for the job." I says. Singing or no singing, that made me sit up and take notice. Guess it's only fair to see how this one turned out. Well, Enter the Zombie knocked my socks off. "So, Eden's got a Western zombies supplement out now, eh?" I says. "Why just tell you about it, when I can sing about it!" "Okay, fine," I says, tryin' to decide if I should keep the. "I'm Rex Manly, the Singin' Cowboy! And I'm just pleased as all get-out to present the latest rodeo playin' game from Eden Studios! YEE-HA!"
"Why, shoot no, lil' buckaroo!" the guy says. "You don't look much like a zombie," I says, cuttin' to the chase. The Eden rep walks in decked out in this flashy cowboy outfit – all white denim and sequins. Thing is, I learned the hard way that there're scarier things out there than zombies. It was another All Flesh Must Be Eaten job, and you never know when a guy from that crew's gonna decide some nice, fresh noggin meat sounds better than a review. 45 in my desk drawer before my appointment the other day. That's why I was checkin' the clip on the trusty. Fact is, you're stickin' your neck out every time you take a job – there's no tellin' what kind of freak a game company's gonna send your way. This ain't Candyland or Mousetrap we're talkin' here. Bet you think that sounds like a nice, safe, cushy gig, huh? Shows how much you know.
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